Sci-fi Exploration Gifts

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You left this on our ship."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Robotic Man

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Ascent of Machine.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'