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LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

'I don't know what they are but they taste like chicken.'

Sam Jackson

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Don't tell any folks in town that Old Bessie's a parasite, O.K.?"

In every port a portal

"I'm going to boldly go where thankfully there will be no trekkies."

Nosferatu-D2

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

Astronaut

The brief night on the planet of the binary stars...

Man entering spaceship is asked for his passport

Battle of the Future.

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'Hello great great great great grandad! I've travelled through a wormhole from the future!'

'Don't you have a lottery on your planet?'

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Michael Crichton.

I'm going to graze....WHERE NO COW HAS GRAZED BEFORE!

'Aaugh! -- I'm in an alternate universe!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'Oh good, valet parking.'

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

Zoo Employees

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.