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"To continue with my recorded observations . . ."

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Thomas Mann.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

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'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Rocket and Witch Race

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Super Student

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Think Tank

An early space launch attempt.

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'