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Research and Development Thrillride

'... and, once again, children, don't try this at home.'

Passengers ride a DNA strand as train track.

Hovercraft

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Thomas Mann.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

E=mc2.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

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"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.