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Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

'Long term investment success requires a clear picture of the future, and that's going to be your job, Ted...'

"It's a one year timer. It gives an added sense of urgency to my research grant."

DNA Testing

Department of Nanotechnology

"I guess this is where we part ways."

'No, I said my name is Dr Gofman. G as in glucose...'

'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'All our laboratories are ergonomically designed.'

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

You're being watched.

The Venn diagram buildings ...'Physics + biology & physics and a little biochemistry.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Dinosaur bones assembled incorrectly

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'I guess reproduction techniques have changed since the stork brought us.'

'The neatest part is, it's self-replicating!'

Caveman watches Fire on the discovery channel'.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"We're finding that the ones we tested perfume and makeup on are extremely attractive to me."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'Why not Google it?'

Science and Coronavirus

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

'So that's his secret.'

'Darn lawyers, sneaky hey? I didn't read the fine print either when I signed the contract...'

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."