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Warning: Warp in the space-time continuum ahead.

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

'We should be all right as long as we stay out of Arizona.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

The fate of the emigrant

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

The experienced backpacker.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Alien David statue

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

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Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Look what I found, dad!"