Universe Exploration T-Shirts

"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"So what if the universe was created in a big bang! So was I!"

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

Planet Earth Goes Round Sun At 67,000 MPH.

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

Occu-Pie Mars

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Big Bang Theory.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Wildlife

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Tourists

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Alien David statue

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."