Universe Explorers T-Shirts

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

So your career objective is to 'swallow the universe.' Why Buddhists don't get jobs.

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'So you created everything...including black holes...which will eventually swallow everything...including you.' 'I'm working on that.'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Fine, I'll say it - the Hadron Collider was a bad idea! Are you happy now, Bob?'

Honeyhuman Suite

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Big Bang Theory.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

High-gravity baseball

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Slinky Cow World

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

A man looks up at the earth

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Evolution Of Man.

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"Space exploration"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'