Universe Explorers T-Shirts

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

So your career objective is to 'swallow the universe.' Why Buddhists don't get jobs.

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'So you created everything...including black holes...which will eventually swallow everything...including you.' 'I'm working on that.'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"The vastness of space sure makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?"

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Fine, I'll say it - the Hadron Collider was a bad idea! Are you happy now, Bob?'

Honeyhuman Suite

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Big Bang Theory.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

High-gravity baseball

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

A man looks up at the earth

Slinky Cow World

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Evolution Of Man.

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"Space exploration"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"