Scientific Exploration T-Shirts

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

"If we're all just energy, then why don't I have any?"

'It keeps me sane!'

I can't fathom oceanography.

Occu-Pie Mars

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

The fate of the emigrant

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

The experienced backpacker.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Teenagers!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Alien David statue

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'