Science Expeditions T-Shirts

'You might want to recheck your math.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Greek A-Z Map,

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Miami Mice

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Science and Coronavirus

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.