Science Expeditions T-Shirts

'You might want to recheck your math.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Greek A-Z Map,

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

Miami Mice

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Go ahead and dissect me

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Science and Coronavirus

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'