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CEOs are pushing further and harder...

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"A textbook landing..."

'I'm getting worried. Fred's boots came back without him.'

'It's OK, they're in training for their Antarctic expedition!'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'California: Here I come!'

The guru is on a book-signing tour. Back in 3 months.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Greek A-Z Map,

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

The peak awaited, but first they had to contend with the foothills.

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'Well, we made it.'

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

A tortoise tries to mate with an igloo.

The lesser-known, and ultimately unsuccessful, Joe Louis and Dick Clark expedition.

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

'Sorry to eat and run but I've got to go help someone catch a plane.'

1910: It looked like Scott would have to find his own way to the pole.

'Are you going anywhere near a chemist?'

"Oh, bugger!"