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When There is Simply No Time For Braising!

Bitchbark Canoe

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Local Knowledge

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Alien David statue

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Marshmallows

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Sausages.

A boy acting suspiciously

Here be dragons.