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Botany week in Brazil

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Desert Island Mishap

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Nanny with children on leash

Security!

Nobody likes a smore loser

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

Mountain escalator.

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

Closed for Summer.

"We met in the Galapagos."

Couples Riding an Elephant

'Are you going anywhere near a chemist?'

1910: It looked like Scott would have to find his own way to the pole.

'The Tropic Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

American Idle

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

'Why, it's Admiral Byrd! Calling from little America.'