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"We met in the Galapagos."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"Well, they look friendly enough."

'I'm really thirsty.'

Vet's Waiting Room

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'Careful, he bites.'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

Golfer watches alien space ship.

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

The lesser-known, and ultimately unsuccessful, Joe Louis and Dick Clark expedition.

Nightmare in the yellow-breasted bunting aviary: Mrs. Havesham is back and this time she means business.

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

Chugger on the Moon

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'