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Egalitarianism in India

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.

Alternative Airport

"We met in the Galapagos."

'The Tropic Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

Couples Riding an Elephant

'I know you like adventure holidays, but when did you say these islands were discovered.'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

'The Tropics Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

Birds of the Pantanal

'You don't know how grateful I am to have someone to talk to.'

"If we move to Europe, we'll be seen as "exotic": we'll get lots of dates!"

'Dysentery or non-dysentery section?'

'You may find the mosquitos around here a little tiresome.'

'-but for a full ENGLISH breakfast you can't beat Blackpool, sir!'

The Fruit Bearers - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"I always find paintings like this a little bit creepy."

Club Heaven.

Botany week in Brazil

'I can take some of the swing out of your portfolio.'

Jacket, Tie and Money Required