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The Fruit Bearers - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

EU and India partnership.

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'You're no Pollock.'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"Who's there?"

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

"We met in the Galapagos."

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

'He's an abstract painter.'

'The Tropic Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

American Idle

Couples Riding an Elephant

Diversions at the Pub

"Hey, you! Wanna be my best friend?"

Glut of artists.

'I know you like adventure holidays, but when did you say these islands were discovered.'

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

'You don't know how grateful I am to have someone to talk to.'

Egalitarianism in India

"Yo, give me 666!"

"He bought it on holiday."