Exoticism Explorer Mugs

The Fruit Bearers - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

EU and India partnership.

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'You're no Pollock.'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"Who's there?"

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

"We met in the Galapagos."

'He's an abstract painter.'

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

American Idle

Couples Riding an Elephant

'The Tropic Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

Diversions at the Pub

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

Glut of artists.

'I know you like adventure holidays, but when did you say these islands were discovered.'

"Hey, you! Wanna be my best friend?"

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

"Yo, give me 666!"

Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome back.

Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system.

"He bought it on holiday."