Exotic Explorer Mugs

'Dysentery or non-dysentery section?'

'I know you like adventure holidays, but when did you say these islands were discovered.'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'The Tropic Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Look, a bug!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Heading off with a packed bag

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

Elevator Music

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Welcome: Skeptics Society

The Airport.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

I'm gonna need to see some unidentification.