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"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

I wish I'd had the review.

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'It's an acquired taste!'

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"A restaurant critic! I hope she doesn't make this place sound too good."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

'How's the egg?'

"Check this out, a 'Grizzly burger', do they honestly think that we'll believe it is made with real bear?"

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

'Enjoy!' Restaurant

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

"The longer it takes him to recite the specials, the guiltier I feel for not ordering one."

Explorer's Club: 'Rule one - when you eat a hamburger, don't ask what's in it!'

Try our frogs' legs.

'I don't believe this. It's the bill from the restaurant, they're charging me for the salmonella!'

'First, you saute the blubber - then you deep-fry it in penguin pancreas...'

"You'll eat anything with 'poids net' on it."

A Respite Between Courses

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

"It's bird's nest soup rare!"

"We've got some tasty specials today! Our cooks' brother is a veterinarian..."

Egalitarianism in India

'Egyptian Restaurant'