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'Crocodile penis and kangaroo testicles for table twelve.'

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"We've got some tasty specials today! Our cooks' brother is a veterinarian..."

"It's bird's nest soup rare!"

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

Access Denied!

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

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'How's the egg?'

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

"Check this out, a 'Grizzly burger', do they honestly think that we'll believe it is made with real bear?"

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

Toucan in bird cage.

"I'll have the Bat Soup and Pangolin Pie, with Coronavirus to follow, please."

Explorer's Club: 'Rule one - when you eat a hamburger, don't ask what's in it!'

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."