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'We're such fans of 'I'm a Celebrity', that we thought we'd try Rex's testicles.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Tzatzikicicle

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"They know me here."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Picasso

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Culture clash

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"