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'Egyptian Restaurant'

"Would you like your piranha cutlets now?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Your lobster was off!

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Say it with Pierogies"

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'It's an acquired taste!'

"I'm going to ask for a fork. Don't try to stop me."

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

'How's the egg?'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'Is this a Greek restaurant?'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

'Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty...'

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

"They offer a great three-course meal -- one appetizer and two desserts."