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"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Climate change

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Newton's vacation

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Overdoing it.

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

Scene on the English coast.

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"Did you pack your own bags?"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

Seaside

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

1930's bather.

Self Service Island

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Yule Tide

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Dean shows off his new Tropical Breeze snowblower.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Alternative Airport

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"