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Arctic Caravan Breaks

Holiday time.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'Just doing the school run.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

Vacation on the Moon.

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

Bad luck

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

Birds of the Pantanal

'She seems to like this spot.'

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

Southwest Hampton

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

'...I'm taking 9 months off between the end of the summer hols and the start of my gap year...'

If there were one place on earth you'd never visit, where would that be, Randy? Easy: That would be McMurdo Station, Antarctica, little buddy. Nothing encourages hot snuggling more than being marooned in an icy wasteland. That would be a total waste of my skills of seduction. No challenge. I'd never visit the Mariana Trench. People don't live anywhere near there, and it's the deepest spot in the ocean ... so there'd be no wifi and not even satellite internet could reach it. We should have our ow

City Travel: 'cash...fly now, pay later'

The Courier Out of hell

Shy Man at Nudist Beach

'So you wish to remain at base camp. Need I remind you that scaling Everest was to be a family vacation?'

'You may find the mosquitos around here a little tiresome.'

Arrivals - Naturist Holidays.

'We'll need to have some kind of lottery because everyone will want to work here.'