Extreme Vacationers Gifts

Arctic Caravan Breaks

Holiday time.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'Just doing the school run.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

Vacation on the Moon.

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

Bad luck

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

Birds of the Pantanal

'She seems to like this spot.'

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Southwest Hampton

'...I'm taking 9 months off between the end of the summer hols and the start of my gap year...'

The Courier Out of hell

City Travel: 'cash...fly now, pay later'

Shy Man at Nudist Beach

'So you wish to remain at base camp. Need I remind you that scaling Everest was to be a family vacation?'

Arrivals - Naturist Holidays.

'You may find the mosquitos around here a little tiresome.'

'We'll need to have some kind of lottery because everyone will want to work here.'

"This isn't exactly what I expected when I asked Sam's Travel, Inc. to send me to paradise."