Eternal Vacationers Gifts

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

Monk on the beach

Bon Voyage

Scarecrow Directions

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

Arctic Caravan Breaks

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

Last day of school.

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

"Your vacation is over, deal with it!"

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"

'...I'm taking 9 months off between the end of the summer hols and the start of my gap year...'

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

"If I let you bring your phone, do you promise not to try to take pics of yourself with God?"

'Oh look, it's Mr Palmer.'

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

'Only one carry-on.'

"This isn't exactly what I expected when I asked Sam's Travel, Inc. to send me to paradise."

"Oh, this? It's just my copy of '1,001 Places to See Now That You're Dead'."

"Have you noticed how nobody seems to be in a hurry here?"

Passport to eternity

Finally some me time