Eternal Traveler Gifts

Passport to eternity

Rock - see you in a million years!

Cherub on a cloud

'Go to Hell'

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

'Damned tourists.'

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

Annuals, Perennials, and Eternals

"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

'...I'm taking 9 months off between the end of the summer hols and the start of my gap year...'

A never ending 3D maze knot.

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

"Eventually, Howard wants to dump himself in the Atlantic and serve as an artificial reef for fish."

"If I let you bring your phone, do you promise not to try to take pics of yourself with God?"

"Continuous piped music! No wonder so many opt for reincarnation."

'And did you pack that yourself'

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

'Only one carry-on.'

'Well, QUIT sending me back as a low-bid contractor.'

'Don't get me started - I could go on about infinity forever.'

"This isn't exactly what I expected when I asked Sam's Travel, Inc. to send me to paradise."