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If there were one place on earth you'd never visit, where would that be, Randy? Easy: That would be McMurdo Station, Antarctica, little buddy. Nothing encourages hot snuggling more than being marooned in an icy wasteland. That would be a total waste of my skills of seduction. No challenge. I'd never visit the Mariana Trench. People don't live anywhere near there, and it's the deepest spot in the ocean ... so there'd be no wifi and not even satellite internet could reach it. We should have our ow

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Safari.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

100k Desert Crawl

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

Moon Souvenirs

Odd Spas

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'Just doing the school run.'

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Go to Hell'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Fishing traps.

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!