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'The Tropics Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

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An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Ahh, shade."

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

Swinging through the jungle.

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

Alternative Airport

"How much for just the ring?"

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

UFO with flying saucer

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

Jumping in the deep end.

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

Santa Snowboarding

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

Lawnmower racing

"If we move to Europe, we'll be seen as "exotic": we'll get lots of dates!"

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

Egalitarianism in India

Emergency Brake

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

'Thousands and thousands of mountains in the world, and we had to pick a VOLCANO to meditate on top of!'

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

"Try to take more part in sport, but not bungee jumping or hang gliding."

Look before you leap.

A Man Ignores A Warning Sign.

'I knew we shouldn't have gone out walking in a thunderstorm!'

Botany week in Brazil

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