Exotic Thrill-seeker Pillows

'The Tropics Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"Ahh, shade."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

Swinging through the jungle.

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Alternative Airport

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"How much for just the ring?"

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

UFO with flying saucer

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

Jumping in the deep end.

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

Santa Snowboarding

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

Emergency Brake

Egalitarianism in India

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

Lawnmower racing

"If we move to Europe, we'll be seen as "exotic": we'll get lots of dates!"

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

'Thousands and thousands of mountains in the world, and we had to pick a VOLCANO to meditate on top of!'

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

"Try to take more part in sport, but not bungee jumping or hang gliding."

A Man Ignores A Warning Sign.

Look before you leap.

Excess Baggage: Our advice? Enjoy your vacation while you can.

Botany week in Brazil

'I knew we shouldn't have gone out walking in a thunderstorm!'