Ocean Thrill-seeker Pillows

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Shred the plank."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Pirate eye test

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Swinging through the jungle.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'Kiss me Hardy.'

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Scuba Diving Devil

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"If you swim upside-down like this you can sneak up on prey easier since they can't see your fin. . ."

'My hubby's gone fishing, he'll be having a whale of a time.'

"How much for just the ring?"

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Jumping in the deep end.

It's always the one you least expect that turns on you.

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

'No wonder it's not working. This is sparkling wine!'

Monster in the sea.

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Santa Snowboarding

'The Tropics Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

"We haven't left port yet you dozy old duffer!"