Ocean Thrill-seeker Gifts

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Shred the plank."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Pirate eye test

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Swinging through the jungle.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

'Kiss me Hardy.'

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Scuba Diving Devil

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

"If you swim upside-down like this you can sneak up on prey easier since they can't see your fin. . ."

'My hubby's gone fishing, he'll be having a whale of a time.'

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"How much for just the ring?"

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

Jumping in the deep end.

"Heck of a fish, but I can see why your feelings would be pretty mixed right now."

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

It's always the one you least expect that turns on you.

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'The Tropics Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

'No wonder it's not working. This is sparkling wine!'

Monster in the sea.

Santa Snowboarding

"I thought he was a Puffer Fish."