Ocean Thrill-seekers Gifts

'You're lucky! Most shark attack victims don't survive injuries like yours!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Shred the plank."

Lovers scuba diving

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

Scuba Diving Devil

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Virtual Lap Dancing

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

"How much for just the ring?"

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'The Tropics Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

Shark Attacks

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

'It's Flapper! We're saved!'

Pirates of Penzance, Frederic and Mabel

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

Emergency Brake

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

'I'm sorry, Sir. this lifeboat is reserved for first class passengers only.'

Excess Baggage: Our advice? Enjoy your vacation while you can.

"Please turn off all mobiles."

'Do you prefer white or dark meat?'

3 - Card Monte Travel: 'Find the red queen you travel free!'

"Well, you did insist on a terrorist-free vacation site."

"Her mother was a vegetarian."