Vacation Thrill-seekers Gifts

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The rocket powered skiier

Snowmobull

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Little girl skiing.

Night of the Living Reindeer

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Scuba Diving Devil

Man sledging on his stomach.

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

At home with the brass section.

"How much for just the ring?"

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Ski cannon.

Extreme Carolling

"I thought he was a Puffer Fish."

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"Why do we do this again?"

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

'Wheee!!!'

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

'Believe me, he can handle it.'