Travel Thrill-seekers Gifts

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

Emergency Brake

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Tunnel of Infatuation

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Swinging through the jungle.

Remote control car breakdown.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Night of the Living Reindeer

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

BMX riding in Bavaria

At home with the brass section.

"How much for just the ring?"

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

"I thought he was a Puffer Fish."

'The Tropics Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

Extreme Carolling

If you lived here, you would be having sex behind this billboard by now.

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

'Wheee!!!'

Shark Attacks

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

'You're lucky! Most shark attack victims don't survive injuries like yours!'

Athletic lovers hop, skip jump & LEAP!

C'mon, admit it - I scared you a little.

Skiers in ski masks are stopped at gunpoint