Vacation Thrill-seeker Gifts

Excess Baggage: Our advice? Enjoy your vacation while you can.

"Well, you did insist on a terrorist-free vacation site."

The rocket powered skiier

Snowmobull

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Skier flying past mountains

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Little girl skiing.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

Man sledging on his stomach.

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"How much for just the ring?"

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Jumping in the deep end.

Ski cannon.

Santa Snowboarding

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

Extreme Carolling

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"Why do we do this again?"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

'Thousands and thousands of mountains in the world, and we had to pick a VOLCANO to meditate on top of!'

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

'Wheee!!!'