Winter Thrill-seeker Gifts

"Why do we do this again?"

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

Ski jump mishap

Little girl skiing.

The rocket powered skiier

Ski cannon.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Snowmobull

Man sledging on his stomach.

Skier about to collide with a ram.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

Sledging

Skiing.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Skier flying past mountains

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Night of the Living Reindeer

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"How much for just the ring?"

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"Oh no! He's got a carrot baton!"

A water skier is pursued by a shark.

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Mr. Pickwick slides