Cold Weather Thrill-seekers Gifts

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowmobull

Skier flying past mountains

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Little girl skiing.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

Night of the Living Reindeer

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Man sledging on his stomach.

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

Live soccer today.

Frozen Fish

A water skier is pursued by a shark.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Bear skiing.

Ski cannon.

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

Extreme Carolling

Skier.

Know your Emergency Vehicles. . . Ambulance, Fire Truck and Emergency Parkas.

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"Why do we do this again?"