Outdoor Thrill-seeker Gifts

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

'I knew we shouldn't have gone out walking in a thunderstorm!'

The rocket powered skiier

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Snowmobull

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Skier flying past mountains

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

A rainbow umbrella

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Little girl skiing.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Tunnel of Workaholics

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Clown Nightmares

Boxing Snowmen.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

Man sledging on his stomach.

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Skunk! How is it?"

"How much for just the ring?"

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'