Outdoor Thrill-seeker Pillows

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

'I knew we shouldn't have gone out walking in a thunderstorm!'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

The rocket powered skiier

Snowmobull

Skier flying past mountains

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

A rainbow umbrella

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Little girl skiing.

Tunnel of Workaholics

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Clown Nightmares

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Boxing Snowmen.

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"Skunk! How is it?"

Man sledging on his stomach.

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

"How much for just the ring?"

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.