Outdoorsy Thrill-seeker Gifts

Lawnmower racing

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The rocket powered skiier

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Snowmobull

A rainbow umbrella

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Skier flying past mountains

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Little girl skiing.

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Swinging through the jungle.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Tunnel of Workaholics

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Boxing Snowmen.

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Man sledging on his stomach.

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"Skunk! How is it?"

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"