Vacation Thrill-seekers T-Shirts

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The rocket powered skiier

Snowmobull

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Little girl skiing.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Scuba Diving Devil

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

Man sledging on his stomach.

At home with the brass section.

"How much for just the ring?"

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Ski cannon.

Extreme Carolling

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"Why do we do this again?"

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

'Wheee!!!'

'Believe me, he can handle it.'

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

Skier about to collide with a ram.