Holiday Thrill-seeker T-Shirts

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

'Wheee!!!'

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The rocket powered skiier

Snowmobull

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Skier flying past mountains

Little girl skiing.

Night of the Living Reindeer

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Zombie Christmas

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

Man sledging on his stomach.

"How much for just the ring?"

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

A water skier is pursued by a shark.

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Ski cannon.

I never know what to get mom for Christmas. It's simple. Free shipping. I always choose something cool that she wouldn't get for herself. Oooo

Extreme Carolling

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"Why do we do this again?"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

'Thousands and thousands of mountains in the world, and we had to pick a VOLCANO to meditate on top of!'