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Night of the Living Reindeer

Extreme Carolling

The rocket powered skiier

Snowmobull

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Skier flying past mountains

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Little girl skiing.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

Zombie Christmas

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

An Ottawa Christmas

"Claus Trophobia"

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

About Santa 2017.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Man sledging on his stomach.

"98...99...100 - coming, ready or not!"