Carnival Thrill-seeker T-Shirts

'We can talk about money later.'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Clown Face Painting

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

Carioca

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The Brazilian Blow dry

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

A fairground attraction

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

Face Painting.

Fun at the Fair.

"Guess the weight you used to be"

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Water Balloon Animals.

Swinging through the jungle.

Face painting - children have no faces

Bumper Limos

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"take your best shot, counselor."

Guess your cholesterol

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"Honestly, it's not what you think. Mostly it's just a seemingly never-ending series of pointless tasks - but at the end of it you get to sit down in front of a TV with a beer."

Clown Nightmares

Gracie goes over to the college recruitment tent at a carnival.

Night of the Living Reindeer

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.