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"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Ahh, shade."

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

The Day Trader

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Roller Coasters

Stock market ups and downs.

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Theme Park 'n' Ride

Rollercoaster police chase.

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

"What a week!"

At the retirement home for daredevils.