Risk Rollercoaster Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Stocks and bonds, we can't go wrong. Wasn't that what you said?"

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

The Day Trader

Roller Coasters

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

Rollercoaster police chase.

Monster Roller Coaster

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Laughing till you cry