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Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Very Difficult Conversations

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

Face Painting.

'We're in a hurry.'

"Oh no! You, again?"

Stock Hurricane Ride

Roller-coaster

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Theme Park 'n' Ride

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Stock Market Index Fund and In case of Emergency Manic Depressive Therapy.

"And that was with the handbrake on!"

Arrivals and Departures

Tunnel of Butts.

"I tried 'living in the moment' but it was a really, really bad moment."

Pollock, The Ride

"Have fun at the carnival...and I can do without the comments on my driving!"