Roller Coaster Rider T-Shirts

Face Painting.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"Have fun at the carnival...and I can do without the comments on my driving!"

Roller-coaster

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

End the Winter Blues

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"Now this is a dog park!"

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Roller Coasters

The Day Trader

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

Stock Hurricane Ride

The interminable!

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

Stock market ups and downs.

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."