Rollercoaster T-Shirts

Rollercoaster Train

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

End the Winter Blues

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Tunnel of love"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Waterfall of Disappointment

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

"Now this is a dog park!"

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Face Painting.

Roller Coasters

The Day Trader

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

Stock Hurricane Ride