Rollercoaster Train
Rollercoaster T-Shirts
Express their daring personality with our rollercoaster-inspired t-shirts—perfect for those who live for the adrenaline rush, both on and off the rides.
"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."
Very Difficult Conversations
'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'
"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."
End the Winter Blues
Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.
'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'
Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.
Supermarket - World Cup Specials
Wild Weather Ride - 2005.
"Tunnel of love"
"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"
'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'
'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'
Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.
Riding the Rollercoaster.
Waterfall of Disappointment
Giraffe Rollercoaster
Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.
Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'
Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)
Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.
"Now this is a dog park!"
Stock Market Roller-coaster.
'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'
Roller Coaster of Love
Face Painting.
Mine Shaft of Love.
"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."
'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'
Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi
It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!
The Day Trader
Roller Coasters
Rollercoaster T-Shirts Collection
Rollercoaster Mugs
Discover more exciting rollercoaster products with our collection of creative mugs—great for thrill-seekers who love a good laugh with their coffee.
Rollercoaster Pillows
Find the perfect rollercoaster-inspired pillows—combining comfort with a love of thrill, they make any space more fun.
Rollercoaster Prints
Browse our collection of rollercoaster prints—vivid artwork to bring the excitement of the rides into your home.